TEN REASONS to WATCH HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE (Junkie Article)

I'm not a Harry Potter fan, but still, I considered the film to be in that "two-thumbs-up" level. WHY, you may ask? Perhaps because I didnt like the first two Potter movies (despite the expected angry outrage of Potter geeks that will protest with statements that the first two Potter movies were the best). Anyhoom to those who hasnt watched the latest Harry Potter movie, here's my

TEN REASONS to WATCH HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE

-Harry Potter always has his hair all messed up & just like he hasn’t taken a bath; a coolness we monster nerds can relate to

-the soldiers of Lizardo make several appearances

-Gandalf wears a new hat


-there is NO Legolas in this movie

-Hermione is barely legal

-Finally, some serious violence

-it's gonna freak out old-fashioned parents who think their children is going to watch something that resembles the Walt Disney cuteness of Harry Potter 1 & 2, only to find a movie that has some violence & some gore on it. SEE Parents fumbling in pointless explanation to their children as they are rendered clueless of what is transpiring, because the film starts off assuming that one has watched the first three movies.

-The Dragon from Dragonheart makes an appearance


-Dobey DIES! Just kidding. At least he's Not there

-Harry & Ron gets rejected by the chicks they love; again, something that us nerds can relate to